Memphis and Tennessee

Once there was a guy named Memphis who lived in Tennessee. One day he was working in the fields planting corn and he was abducted by Obtranssion aliens! The Obtransesion aliens did blood transfusions, IVs, and heart transplants. Then they threw him back to earth from 100 feet in the sky. His wife Tennessee saw him falling so she grabbed a trampoline and went running to save him. He died five years later.